Hollywood Lesson #1: Ain't easy making movie magic

Current gig as a coordinator for the School of Engineering has taken me to interesting places...oil refineries like ExxonMobil and Shell along the Houston Ship Channel; NASA space programs; high-tech labs for IBM, AMD, NI; and awesome locales such as Myrtle Beach, DisneyWorld and Portland for professional conferences. But it's my latest project that took me to an entirely different place. Hooray for Hollywood! well sorta....

For the past year I've been working with our technology innovation group to create some new media for our embarrassingly-antiquated website to market and educate folks about the program. Didn't realize what I was getting into when I simply stated, "Um, our website sucks." Here's a lesson from Tinseltown:


















Creator: primary creative force behind a movie, series, or group of characters
Ok, considering my knowledge and experience with all things film and theater is limited to a few junior high plays and a couple semesters of being a RTF major during undergrad, I really can't take all of the credit here. Major shout out to Juan G. and all the FIC folks for really making this happen and allowing me to be a part of the movie magic. But, I feel pretty confident in claiming the creator title since it was my genuine hatred of our website that was the impetus for this project. After a year of discussing and brainstorming and storyboarding, my original vision was taking shape.


Co-producer: performs substantial portion of creative producing function, primarily responsible for one or more managerial producing functions

Can't take "executive producer" or even "producer" - those titles should really go to Juan G. (media genius) and Michael (the big boss man who writes the checks). But I tend to enjoy juggling and turned out that I make a pretty good co-pilot.

Writer: general term for someone who creates a written work, be it a novel, script or screenplay
Once our idea was fleshed out - having professional actors play the role of an engineering student who talks about how awesome their work experience was - they all turned to me and said, "ok, now come up with a script" So that's what I did. And then watched my simple word document turn into a formal screenplay. Did you know that 1 page usually equals 1 minute of screen time and wide margins are included for note-taking space?

Casting Director: auditions and helps to select all of the speaking role actors in film
Juan sent out a casting call and we spent an entire day at the Austin School of Film to hold auditions. Being in the career counseling business, I'm pretty knowledgeable about what makes a good interview and what you can or can't ask someone. Yeah, all that goes out the window with movie auditions. height, weight, looks - you really are judging a book by its cover. After hearing 12 different 60-sec monologues, it was pretty obvious who was hired and I was getting used to being CD.

Costume Supervisor: in charge of costumes; preparing and handling them for use and making sure they are accurate
to the design or script
Since I'm the one who decided that our actors should be filmed in their respective engineering industry, I had to come up with authentic garb. I'm pretty sure there are designers and actual costumers in Hollywood, but I'd say smoozing co-workers to secure some loaner pieces qualifies.

Production Assistant: responsible for various odd jobs such as fetching items and running errands
Budget approved, actors hired and rehearsed, wardrobe ready, film set a-go, cameras ready to roll. It was shoot day! In my head, I thought I would just sit back and watch the process, but I got called to duty as a PA. I prefer "slatemaster" since I was in charge of the slateboard and clapping between each shot. But, I also had to stand off on sides to play human-clothes-hangar for the actors and their wardrobe changes. Take after take. Quiet on set. Hold....and action. Oh, messed up a line. Oh, you could hear street noise. Why don't you try it like this. Let's just say I now have a little bit of empathy for Christian Bale. I mean it gets intense under all those lights and cameras. And all therepetitiveness and stop-and-go made me want to pack of smokes asap (and I don't even smoke!?!).


Well, it's in the can now as they say in showbiz and I certainly enjoyed the ride. If we could have gotten craft services or maybe a director's chair or a red-carpet premiere for the official launch (release date: Late Summer), I think my "Hollywood experience" would've been fully-realized. But one thing I now know for sure, it ain't easy making movie-magic!!













Texas Lesson #2: When it's hot as hell, get in the water

It's no secret that the Texas Heat unbearably swells for much of the year, but taking a cool dip in beautiful natural waters is only a summer breeze away. Grab sunscreen, music, floaties, an igloo full of beer, and some great friends - and an otherwise hot and sticky weekend turns into an euphoric escape.

Of course, living in the ATX makes it quite condusive for such summer relief. Here's a few favorite local watering holes, shared with some of my favorite people:

New Braunfels
Been tubing down the Guadalupe since I could walk. In college, we frequented the Comal. Each time somehow managed to live and with some really great stories to tell. For the last few years, we've been renting a sweet river house with friends. Every time we drive down river rd and pass the campground that my family stayed at almost every summer, I secretly screech with excitement that my enforced camping days are now a mere memory. As Kat poignantly said from the backseat, "I mean that's why I went to college and got a degree, so I don't HAVE to camp." He doesn't say much, but when he does, its like friggin' yoda - couldn't agree more!!!







Lake Travis
Having a sweet boat (or...even better knowing someone who has a sweet boat) would be nice, but definitely not required for enjoying the beautiful Lake Travis. We've been recently splitting our weekend lake time b/w Pace Bend Park and Bob Wentz-Windy Point.




























Hamilton Pool
Love bringing out-of-towners to this secluded watering hole. Getting there can be treacherous (pack light - lesson learned) but once you set eyes on this emerald lagoon, you are in a little piece of Texas heaven.










Frio River
This West Texas gem is a relatively new fav locale - especially since the folks bought a sweet cabin on Saddle Mountain in Leakey, TX. Sometimes you spend more time carrying your tube than actually floating in it - but grabbing a chair and soaking in the low flow of cold water is just as good.

Oh, can't finish this lesson without mentioning some other favorite "Texascapes" such as Barton Springs and Galveston Island.

Gardening Lesson #2: Don't waste your $$ on store-bought herbs

























The Clogston's first try at backyard gardening has proven to be
pretty successful. So much so, that we needed to look for various ways to harvest our overabundant produce (cucumber lemonade with sweet pepper poppers has become the summer special). I remembered from my childhood when nana would dry batch after batch of fresh italian herbs in the oven. The aroma of sweet basil would fill the air and recycled bottles of freshly, dried herbs were stacked in the pantry.

After some over-the-phone consultation, followed by a surprising and very generous donation of a dehydrating machine - thanks nana!! - jclog and i attempted to dry our own herbs.

Here's how it went...

Step 1: Harvest herbs from garden
it is best to pick herbs in the morning or late evening - clip stems about 2/3 down, right above a set of leaves. Flowers on the plant supposedly affect the taste of the herb, but can be picked, dried, and used for next year's seeding.

in addition to drying the herbs, I keep a fresh batch in a vase of water on the kitchen counter - looks nice and smells great. I've
also made a frozen batch of chopped herbs in oil to be used in the future for a pesto or other sauce.

Step 2: Prepare herbs for drying
Remove from stems, gently wash and dry leaves

Step 3: Load the dehydrator
Make sure that each leaf has plenty of space - no overlapping. For herbs, it only takes a few hours to dry - good thing because the dehydrator is a wee bit noisy.


Step 4: Properly store dried herbs
Remove from trays, store in sealed container and keep in dry, dark space. To preserve the natural oils, it's best to keep the whole leaves in tact. Dried herbs are good for up to
1 year.



If the garden herbs continue to grow as profusely as they have and the drying process continues to be so simple and deliciously successful, we might have to go full-scale with this and gift others with the clogston herb mix.....any takers?

Technology Lesson #1: Pandora ROCKS

This next lesson came courtesy of my fabulous millennial co-worker Here's My Deal. Realization that baby boomers and Gen Xers can actually learn alot from these wide-eyed, technologically-savvy youngsters. As case in point....Pandora Radio.

If, like me, listening to music is ingrained in your soulful being, an essential part of getting through the day - alarm clock, shower radio, in the car, in the kitchen, in the yard, at the office - then I implore you to check it out.

Totally free, no commercials, no buffering - just sign up and pick out a station based on genre/artist. You can create your own stations. Favorite part is rating each song - don't like it, tell 'em and they'll play something else.

Turns out created stations may also perfectly illustrate how music and life intertwines...
Rat Pack Mix (nana & papa)
Old School Country (grandma & grandpa
)
Classic Rock (the parents)
80s-90s (yearn for youth)
DiscoFunkDance (superstar!)

Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul. - Unknown

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Texas Lesson #1: i heart lady bird
























The in-laws were recently in town and we adventured to the Lady Bird Wildflower Center. Enjoyed the beauty of native Texas flora, got some fresh air, took some cool pictures, and learned that Lady Bird Johnson was a pretty amazing woman:

Born Claudia Alta Taylor in 1912, Lady Bird Johnson earned her namesake during infancy when a nursemaid commented that she was "purrty as a ladybird", a brightly colored beetle also known as the ladybug. After her mother's death at an early age, Lady Bird spent much of her childhood and adolescence playing outside, fishing, swimming, and watching wildflowers bloom each spring in East Texas - shaping her lifelong love of the environment.

Lady Bird attended The University of Texas at Austin and graduated with a Bachelors of Arts as well as a Bachelors of Journalism (with her family inheritance and background in journalism, Lady Bird amassed a multi-million dollar media conglomerate, which still today includes several tv and radio stations in Austin). Legend has it that she decided to attend UT after chartering a plane to fly into Austin and being awed by the sight of a field covered with bluebonnets.

After their first date over breakfast at the Driskill Hotel, young and upcoming politician Lyndon Baines Johnson proposed to Lady Bird. She eventually accepted his proposal after 10 weeks of dating.

As First Lady and in later years, Lady Bird spearheaded several important projects and initiatives for the beautification of our country. She worked to limit the number of billboard signs along highways and created roadside areas. She was also an early advocate for Head Start.

The Wildflower Center, located in Austin, Texas, was created in 1982 and is devoted to the preservation of Texas native plants.

Lady Bird passed away at age 94 in July 2007. She was laid to rest in the Johnson Family cemetery in Stonewall, Texas next to her husband who died 34 years earlier.























History Lesson #2: The Year 1980

This week on American Idol - ok, yes, I'll admit it, I watch AI - contestants were asked to perform a song from the year in which they were born. Certainly enjoyed the varying renditions of 80s and 90s classics, reminding me of the endless hours spent dancing in the living room to MTV videos (that's back when MTV actually played videos).

Danny Gokey takes the stage to do a cover of a cover (Stand by Me - the Mickey Gilley/Urban Cowboy-version, it was ah-ight) and we learn that he was born in 1980 - making him the oldest contestant on AI.....wha', REALLY!?!? To which jclog (also born in 1980) says "Wow, he's old!" HUH?!? Then, I go on to read an AI blogger who's also taken by the seemingly old age!?

All of this, and being in the midst of planning my ten year high school reunion, I thought it might be fun to take a brief history lesson on the year 1980.

Top Songs of 1980
Call Me - Blondie
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
You Shook Me All Nite Long - AC/DC
All Out of Love - Air Supply
Whip It - Devo
Upside Down - Diana Ross
Fame - Irene Cara
Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd

Top Movies of 1980
Empire Strikes Back
The Blue Brothers
Raging Bull
Airplane
Caddyshack
The Shining
9 to 5
Private Benjamin
Urban Cowboy
Superman II





Top TV Shows of 1980
Dallas
Dukes of Hazzard
Love Boat
M*A*S*H
The Jeffersons
Magnum PI
Three's Company
Little House on the Prairie
Diff'rent Strokes



Top US News of 1980
- Mount St. Helen erupts
- Pac-Man is released, CNN is officially launched
- Richard Pryor is badly burned after trying freebase cocaine
- record-high summer heat wave across nation
- John Lennon shot outside his NYC home
- Ronald Reagan, former California Governor & Hollywood actor, wins presidential election
- Millions tune into Dallas for "Who shot J.R.?"

Weather Lesson #1: Take Cover in Central Texas Hail Storms

The old adage If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait a few minutes proved all too true last week when we got totally nailed by the craziest hail storm I have ever experienced. Wasn't home more than 20 minutes when golf-sized hail (a few the size of my fist) began violently pelting the house - the cars - and the garden. Thunderous noise, animals scurrying, jclog moving garage junk in a panic. Within an hour the sun was shining!?!?

Damage Assessed: no broken windows, lots of car dents, roof condition TBD, 2 tomato plants gone - other than that, business is back to normal
in the ATX.